Letters to LA: Black CRV

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 09/26/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: None

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Dear driver from my school of a black CRV with 2 other students in it,

I know you're young and dumb and you think you're invincible, but it's downright stupid for ALL of you to ride without seatbelts on the freeway in a car with a marginal safety rating.

I mean, ONE of you should know better. This is why my generation sucks.

Sincerely,

Dsscats

This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.

Brian Silvestro > Dsscats 09/26/2014 at 18:07

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I can't tell you how many times my friends get in my car and just don't put their seatbelt on.

"Why aren't we moving Brian!?"

"Get out"

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 09/26/2014 at 18:10

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They'll get FiSTed to death if they don't buckle up.

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680 09/26/2014 at 18:12

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FiSTed right out the windshield.

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 09/26/2014 at 18:13

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Brian Silvestro > jkm7680 09/26/2014 at 18:16

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bitch deserved it

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 09/26/2014 at 18:18

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It looks like a Volvo S70, so that kid shall probably have a major concussion.